Tall Tales This is a collection of vignettes that I write from time to time as I remember events in the craziness that I call my life. As a kid, I remember my pediatrician, Dr. Yount, telling me once that I had the most amazing imagination and that he was certain that I'd grow up to be a writer. My 'intention' has long been to write a book about the insane adventures that I've had, but that could take forever and probably would, so it occurred to me that I should just write the vignettes and post them instead of just sitting on them. That way, one day, maybe, maybe, I can put them all together into a book, and in the meantime, I can share them. To the best of my knowledge, it's all true the good, the bad, and the ugly. Even I have a hard time believing some of it sometimes and I'm the one who lived it! I hope that you enjoy it and any feedback is always appreciated. Ronen Ben-Hai, Maenam, Koh Samui, Thailand 1. My Curriculum Vitae 2. Church of the Holy Sepulchre - I have no idea how to explain this, do you? 3. Growing weed in Colorado in the late 1980s. This includes some photos and video evidence! 4. Lagos - Paradise Has Its Scum, Too. Even the Garden of Eden had its snake!